So our guy is now the CEO of a huge company, a level 5 cheerio and making Bill Gates level money and he finally becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He weighs his options for his replacement and sees our guy and what a hard worker he is and chooses him as his replacement. A few months pass and he is approaching level 5 status when the Head of the entire conglomerate decides to retire. So he is promoted to CEO of the branch that he works in. So he works, level 3, works, level 4, and he works and works and WORKS. But he is hired almost straight away by a branch of a huge conglomerate because they recognized how hard of a worker he is. He is knocked back down to level 2 for the lack in income. They have to pay out damages and PR and the like and they declare bankruptcy. But then one day a rival company sabotages their operation by putting poison in their toothpaste or whatever the hell they were making. He is promoted to Floor manager of the factory and he is doing great and becomes a level 4 cheerio. So he works and he works and he works and he works and he WORKS, level 2, level 3, and he is doing great again. He gets a job on a production line at a nearby factory and determines himself not to fall back ever again. One day he goes to the casino and he loses and he loses and he loses and he gambled all his money away and he gets fired to boot because gambling is against company policy. He feels sucessful for the first time in his life but he is starting to fall back on his old ways. And he works and he works and he works and by having that income raise he finally becomes a level 3 cheerio. So he works and he works and he gets promoted at the restraunt and is making more money. Now he goes back to the princess and askes her again, "will you marry me?" she says "no honey you really do have to become a frosted cheerio first." So he goes back and he works and works, hes a fryboy at McGrubers or something, I dont care. So he works, and he works, and he works, and he WORKS and he finally becomes a level 2 cheerio. ![]() Now by having a job and his debts paid he becomes a level 1 cheerio. Tell you what I will marry you if you can become a frosted cheerio" So our guy goes back with a determination and gets a job and starts to pay off his debts. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her "will you marry me?" Now she says "I like your style, youre a good looking guy, a bit scruffy but I like you. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probaly an alchoholic. So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. If you find certain comments or submissions here offensive, the best way to address it is with more speech. Accounts with very low or negative karma may need to seek manual approval for their submissions. Users with spam-like activity, spam-enabling behavior, or evidence of karma-farming in their histories may only post their own wholly original content. Repeated or egregious violations will result in bans. Remember to treat your fellow Redditors with politeness and respect. Please keep your comments lighthearted and civil. NSFW or NSFL content in comments must be appropriately tagged. ![]() Links of any kind are not allowed in posts. Users may only submit three jokes in a twenty-four-hour period.Īdult-oriented media must be properly tagged. Spam and spam-enabling activity is strictly prohibited, regardless of how or where it takes place. No spam or spam-enabling activity of any kind. Per Reddit's site-wide rules, unwelcome content is not allowed in posts or comments. No bigotry, sexualization of minors, hate-speech, or other unwelcome content. While reposts in /r/Jokes are allowed, they must meet all criteria for acceptance. Jokes should be offered according to our list of best practices.įor explanations and examples, please read our complete rules page. Lastly, here is a link to a collection of important links for this community.Please read our complete rules page before participating. ![]() Once you’ve read the guidelines and are ready to begin posting, we have two amazing posts that can guide you through making a post. I’m wish, a member of the welcoming committee, and I’m so glad you’ve decided to join our adventures in this amino! I hope you enjoy your stay here, and welcome to our family !įirst things first, the most important thing in our community is to remember to follow the ! These are the basic community rules that MUST be followed in order for you to have a successful stay.
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